Whoo, did you ever seem to have one of those days When everyone's on your case from your teacher all the way down to your best girlfriend? Well you know, I used to have this, but all the time But I found a way to get out of it Lemme tell you bout Sittin' in the classroom thinkin' it's a drag Listening to the teacher rap just ain't my bag By the two-bells ring, you know it's my cue I'm gonna meet the boys on floor number two Smokin' in the boys' room Smokin' in the boys' room Man, teacher don't you fill me up with your rules 'Cause everybody knows that smokin' ain't allowed in school Checkin' out the halls makin' sure the coast is clear Lookin' in the stalls, nah, there ain't nobody here My buddies Sixx, Mick and Tom To get caught would surely be the death of us all Smokin' in the boys' room We're smokin' in the boys' room Man, teacher don't you fill me up with your rules 'Cause everybody knows that smokin' ain't allowed in school Hey, can I be excused? Well, put me to work in the school bookstore Checkout counter, and I got bored Teacher was lookin' for me all around Two hours later you know where I was found Smokin' in the boys' room I tell you, I was smokin' in the boys' room Now, now, now, teacher don't you fill me up with your rules Everybody knows that smokin' ain't allowed in school, hey everybody Smokin' in the boys' room Smokin' in the boys' room I tell you, I was smokin' in the boys' room Smokin' in the boys' room Hey, teacher don't you fill me up with your rules 'Cause everybody knows that smokin' ain't allowed in school One more Smokin' in the boys' room Smokin' in the boys' room Now, teacher, I ain't foolin' around with your rules 'Cause everybody knows that smokin' ain't allowed in school