With your big eyes And your big lies I saw you creeping round the garden What are you hiding? I beg your pardon, Don't tell me nothing I used to think that I could trust you I was your woman You were my knight and

You upset me baby, yes, you upset me baby Well, like being hit by a fallen tree Woman, what you do to me Well, she's not too tall, complexion is fair Man she knocked me out the way she wears her hair Yes, she's thirty-six in the bust, twenty-eight in the

You upsets me baby. Like beein' hit by a fallin' tree, woman what you do to me. It upsets me baby. It's hard to stop. I better stop now in case I got a weak heart. Yes, she's 36 bust,

You upsets me baby, yes, you upsets me baby Well, I tried to describe her, it's hard to start Woman, what you do to me Yes, she's 36 in the bust, 28 in the waist 44 in the hip, she got a real crazy leg Yes, I'm telling you people she's something fine

Baby if I'm half the man I say I am If I'm a woman with no feel just like I claim I am Then I believe in what you say, there's nothing left for you to do The only proof that I need is you Now do you love me? All you gotta do is say yes It's really hard,