Well, well, well my Michelle My my my Michele Well, well, well you just can't tell Well, well, well you never can tell Someday you'll find someone Your daddy works in porno Now that mommy's not around She used to love her heroin But now she's underground

Well, well, well my Michelle My my my Michele Well, well, well you just can't tell Well, well, well you never can tell Someday you'll find someone Your daddy works in porno Now that mommy's not around She used to love her heroin But now she's underground

(I'm gonna getcha) So, don't try to rush honey, love can be fun There's no need to be alone when you find that someone (Yeah, you can betcha) Don't wantcha for the weekend, don't wantcha for a night I'm only interested if I can have you for life, yeah

And make it last I believe there's a ghost of a chance We can find someone to love With every door that we opened Somehow we find each other Through all that masquerade Somehow we found each other Somehow we have stayed In a state of grace

Someone who'll watch over me There's a saying old says that love is blind Still were often told, seek and ye shall find So I'm going to seek a certain lad I've had in mind Looking everywhere, haven't found him yet Hes the big affair I cannot forget Only

If you're looking for love Know that love don't live here anymore He left with my heart They both walked through that door, without me If you're trying to find pity well you need to look somewhere else 'Cause I surely can't help you I'm hurting myself