Wasn't she a beer drinkin' woman? She was a beer-drinkin' woman The story's true ladies and gentlemen All the names have been changed to Protect the innocent The year nineteen hundred and forty The city, Chicago the place, Rubin's Tavern The story goes

So innocent and pure How could you get satisfaction From the body of a child It's true what people say God protect the ones who help themselves In their own way Fee fi fo she smells his body She smells his body