Ladies and gentlemen, you coulda been anywhere in the world tonight But you’re here with us in New York City Are you ready for a cabinet meeting? The issue on the table Secretary Hamilton’s plan to assume state debt and establish a national bank

Ladies and gentlemen, we proudly present a picaresque score of passing fancy

Ladies and gentlemen All that lil' slick shit, all that lil' fake ass shit Man I be readin' that shit, man Y'all don't really fuck with me, ayy, ayy, ayy You don't really fuck with me So stop actin' like you fuck with me 'Cause I ain't gon' act like I

Wasn't she a beer drinkin' woman? She was a beer-drinkin' woman The story's true ladies and gentlemen All the names have been changed to Protect the innocent The year nineteen hundred and forty The city, Chicago the place, Rubin's Tavern The story goes

Repeat after me (Eeeey, ho) Now, ladies and gentlemen

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Not tonight (heyyyy!) (heyyyy!) not tonight Not tonight (hoooo!) Ladies and gentlemen (heyyyy! hoooo!) Slaughterhouse (heyyyy!) Slaughterhouse in the place to be, see And we got what it takes to rock the mic

Lions and tigers come running Just to steal your luck Cry me a future Where the revelations run amok Ladies and gentlemen Life is my friend Out on the farm we'll be Swimming with the mother duck Deep in the mitten where

Ladies and gentlemen, due to circumstances beyond our control We are unable to continue our broadcast of dance music We shall continue now with our piano instrumental

And now ladies and gentlemen He's Lee, he's mean and he's green And he sounds good, go frog Go, go, go, go