Oh, the cuckoo she's a pretty bird And she warbles as she flies Jack of Diamonds, Jack of Diamonds And she never holler cuckoo 'Til the 4th day of July Well, I've known you of old Well, you've robbed my poor pockets Of the silver and the gold I'm goin'

I guess you were right I'm tired of begging you to love me Goodness, gracious, you're amazing According to you, I'm a lucky lady You say that I'm too crazy My straight jacket's custom-made though (with fucking diamonds) My straight jacket's custom-made

Oh, the cuckoo she's a pretty bird And she warbles as she flies Jack of Diamonds, Jack of Diamonds And she never holler cuckoo 'Til the 4th day of July Well, I've known you of old Well, you've robbed my poor pockets Of the silver and the gold I'm goin'