If I smile with my teeth Oh please, I bet everybody here is fake happy too Don't make me play pretend Bet you believe me I think I believe me Oh please don't ask me how I've been I love making you believe What you get is what you see But I'm so fake happy

A flea shine shoeshine man of fifteen Brings the house in with a smile All twelve teeth tell myriad stories One upon one and one The breath in his hand waving Drives the gypsy woman mad She loves him anyway Has told him so a thousand times or more She