Our lives coulda been so good But Momma had to fuck it all up No, Daddy doesn't fuck with my momma And now your daddy doesn't fuck with your momma (hell no) Nope, Daddy doesn't fuck with your momma No, Daddy doesn't fuck with your momma And that's why

And here you are the best of us With a bigger heart than the rest of us I'm so sorry I couldn't give you the perfect story A textbook happy ending Where nobody here gets hurt But don't you worry Your daddy and your mommy May be a little broken

I'm a product of the tube and the free lunch Living room, watching old reruns This one's for all the little dreamers And who cares your daddy couldn't be here? Don't stop now, keep dreaming And the ones who never gave a fuck Mama always kept the cable on

Starting over again Where do you begin And all the kings horses And all the kings men couldn't put mama and daddy back together again When your dreams are all shattered and the kids are all grown When you've never been out on your own Never any end

They made rules for fools, so get wise Where were you last night? Dear mummy, dear daddy, You had plans for me, I was your only son. And long before this baby boy could count to three, You knew just what he would become.

I want it, I want it, I want it I want it, you'll give it to me! Don't worry about a thing, fuck the world We just stay in bed all day Daddy got game, daddy brought it From Africa to LA I could be your daddy Make everything okay Shut the fuck up, be a

Yes, it's got to me If there's been a fool around It's got to be me You soothe me with your smile You're letting me know You're the best thing in my life If I could make you see Why are you right when I'm so wrong

Before you were born, I was already sinning I can't even be your friend It's not because the light here is brighter That I could ever be your friend Your mama's got nothing on me Your daddy's got nothing on me And the world that sleeps in it's lunacy

Let me know it's on and I'll bring my friends I can introduce them to all your friends If they get along, we can all be friends Or I could come alone, just me, you, on our own 'Cause your friend's daddy got a real big house Real big house, real big house

Why don't you You could be anything Why don't you be with me Like your daddy told you when you were a little girl Your momma brought you up in a women's world Why don't you be my drink, be my song, be my bed, be my car, be my photograph Be my day, be my