Greatest in the world, greatest in the world, greatest in the world (No lie) I might be I feel like the greatest joker to honkies sounding like me Never be as good, never be as good Packing up wife-beaters, white t-shirts, but what? I'm the greatest Best

Oh-oh-oh-oh When the sharpest words wanna cut me down I'm gonna send a flood, gonna drown them out I'm not scared to be seen I make no apologies, this is me I know that there's a place for us For we are glorious I am brave, I am bruised I am who I'm

Is the tide gonna reach my chair Sunrise, there's a fire in the sky Never been so happy Never felt so high And I think I might have found me my own kind of paradise Knee deep in the water somewhere Got the blue sky breeze blowin' wind through my hair

'Cause the more I drink, the more I drink Yeah, I'm the world's greatest lover and a dancin' machine I get loud, I get proud, and it gets worse Well, if I have one, I'll have thirteen Naw, there ain't no in-between He was sittin' at the bar, sippin' on a

I saw goodbye in her eyes We will never make it There's no way to disguise I saw goodbye in your eyes I don't think I can change it Is it just a waste of time One thing that I know for sure I know that I can't change it (Now you see right through me,

Everybody's gonna go downtown same hang with the same old crowd Talking like it's just the greatest thing you've ever seen Telling me that if I don't go I'll be the one missin' out Yeah but I don't really think I'm gonna miss a thing As for myself I'm

Resolutions, baby they come and go Will I do any of these things? The answers probably no If there's one thing I must do, despite my greatest fears I'm gonna say to you, I felt all of these years I'm gonna tell you how I feel Next year, things are gonna

Hey look ma, I made it If it's a dream, don't wake me, don't wake me Are you ready for the sequel? Ain't you ready for the latest? In the garden of evil I'm gonna be the greatest In a golden cathedral I'll be praying for the faithless And if you lose,

They can't tell me nothing about no you Can't tell me nothing about how we do Crazy love, oh yeah They say love and insanity Are somewhat related Is truly the greatest Though sometimes we hate it

And I'll think about my life And wonder why, I'll slowly die inside Every time I turn that truck around, right at the Georgia line And I count the days and the miles back home to you on that Highway 20 ride I ride east every other Friday but if I had it