Uptown funk you up I'm too hot (hot damn) Don't believe me just watch Don't believe me just watch uh Girls hit your hallelujah (whoo) 'Cause uptown funk gon' give it to you Uptown funk you up (say what?) Hey, hey, hey, oh Called a police and a fireman

What do you want? Where are you? I'm leaving this damn courthouse, walking back to my hotel. What do you want? Well, you look really cute in your suit Man, what the fuck you talking about I look cute in this suit?! I'm only wearing this goddamn suit

Take it to the head I'm in my zone, damn near got my eyes closed One shot, two shots, I'm gone Don't think about it (be about it) Don't be scared to take it to the head Girl, you fly but if I tell you then you might take it to the head Now we gon' get

Sitting here waiting on you, Goddammit! Packing up, my hotel room, I planned it Different in my head when I thought of love I'm looking at the shimmering stars above And everyone reminds me of you, and Everything that we've been through, damn! Everything

(What?) Damn girl, it is hotter than a motherfucker up in here You got that right I need to go to the bar and get me a drink, please! Yes! Hello! Shit, what the fuck you want? Hmmm... Let me get a Cosmo. What the fuck you want?

Uptown funk you up I'm too hot (hot damn) Don't believe me just watch Don't believe me just watch uh Girls hit your hallelujah (whoo) 'Cause uptown funk gon' give it to you Uptown funk you up (say what?) Hey, hey, hey, oh Called a police and a fireman

Uptown funk you up I'm too hot (hot damn) Don't believe me just watch Don't believe me just watch uh Girls hit your hallelujah (whoo) 'Cause uptown funk gon' give it to you Uptown funk you up (say what?) Hey, hey, hey, oh Called a police and a fireman

We can push through Well hot damn It's hard to tame the passion, that leads me here No better choice No stronger voice And we'll sacrifice the fear I've pushed through hesitation, I've seen through doubt I'm better now

Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle Just a little bit Now make it clap You know what to do with that big fat butt Hot damn it Your booty like two planets Go head, and go ham sandwich Woah, I can't stand it 'Cause you know what to do with that big fat butt

Yeah, get wild baby, so hot, God damn, I need a towel baby I could wipe you down right now baby Don't stop, I wanna ride that wave All night, I wanna ride that wave Look here, I'm gonna surf in it baby I'm getting turnt in it baby Putting work in it baby