Yeah, the locals tell the stories keeping the heroes alive They turn down town upside down, they live to have the time of their lives The night ain't over yet and, man, I hope I get To have a drink with the locals tonight Yeah, the locals, they're the

Threesome trying to have a threesome Mona Lisa, Lisa Moanin' Got some drinks and some motherfucking refer blowing I tell her fuck with me and you could be something Yo girl so bad I want the threesome Look at my watch 'bout three somethin' Fuck with me

We're always chasing that paradise, paradise So, have another drink Have another drink, call me If this is what it takes If it's what it takes, baby Dream another dream 'Cause you're killing it, honey This is what we do to get by Oh and you lost all on

Here we go now Pour the shots out Everyone is getting hammered And the tabs on me We're going hard cause we run this shit So stay the fuck at home if you party like a bitch Take another and drink it all down We can have ten more We keep it rowdy as fuck

I used to have so many friends Me and them went different ways Some man wanna drink and party Me and them got different aims And as soon as you cut man out People say that you changed Nothing changed here Same player, different game I've had people try

Yeah, I'm somewhere on a beach Got a new girl, she got it going on We drink all day, and party all night I'm way too gone to have you on my mind She got a body and she's naughty And she got me like you ain't never got me I'm getting sun, getting some,

I need this I need this like a knife in the back REPEAT CHORUS Come inside, take a seat or a ride We're so glad that you're here, now come on Have a drink of some coke, gasoline or some rope A guillotine, are you gone? Don't turn around, ignore that

When it come to loving, I ain't never done I'm 74 years young I've been all around the world, everywhere is home Drink wine with kings and the Rolling Stones 'Cause I'm 74 years young I'm 74 years young, there ain't nothing I haven't done I've been a dog

You'll have to excuse me, I'm not at my best These so called vacations will soon be my death I'm so sick from the drink, I need home for a rest... I've been gone for a month, I've been drunk since I left I've been gone for a week, I've been drunk since I

Don't ask me why Don't wait for answers Just take your chances All the waiters in your grand cafe Leave their tables when you blink Every dog must have his everyday Every drunk must have his drink All your life you had to stand in line Still you're