And there's an old man sitting on the throne I'm headed straight for the castle They wanna make me their queen That's saying that I probably shouldn't be so mean They’ve got the kingdom locked up That's saying I should probably keep my pretty mouth shut

She said she's never done it, she said she's never tried She's sitting there telling a motherfucking lie She's said she never done it She said she was Christian and she grew up in the church (In the church) Would stay a virgin if for better or for worse

But nobody who wants to go And I'm stuck sitting in the front row I'm singing along like there's no tomorrow She's got tickets to her own show La la la la la la la la la la la la la la la It's easy to forget when you show up at my door But your perfect

Shut up, shut up, shut up Sit up, sit up, sit up, it's a kangaroo court A kangaroo court There's a dark part of town where the girls get down And I cannot wait for a chance to go Wait for a chance to go I got my bad luck shoes and every excuse to dance

No use old girl You may as well surrender Your hopes are getting slender Why won't somebody send a tender blue boy To cheer up little girl blue Sit there and count your fingers What can you do Old girl you're through Just sit there and count your little

Let me take you there Oh, let the sun beat down upon my face And stars fill my dream I'm a traveler of both time and space To be where I have been To sit with elders of the gentle race This world has seldom seen They talk of days for which they sit and

You hit a good lick, the stars light up Your ship comes in, you make your mark You catch a break, and you're sittin' on top Yeah, cream of the crop! You're the stuff, you set the bar You beat the odds and there you are Spend most your life sittin' in the

Shut up, shut up, shut up Sit up, sit up, sit up, it's a kangaroo court A kangaroo court There's a dark part of town where the girls get down And I cannot wait for a chance to go Wait for a chance to go I got my bad luck shoes and every excuse to dance

Oh, I'll be fine If my waistline grows, I'll be fine There's one thing I should be killing off and giving up now If one gray hair shows, I'll be fine Even if time takes its toll We'll stay young for the rest of our lives Sitting with you in a dark room

Honey, I wanna drink from that lovin' cup, too Won't you tell me somebody what can I do Early in the morning when the sun come up You're sittin' there drinkin' from that lovin' cup You don't wash your hair, you don't wash your clothes What else you don't