'Cause country ain't never been pretty Country ain't never been pretty, and that's alright You might not get it at first, but you'll come around And see, your legs look great with both feet on the ground, aw right Please stop me if you get it already

I'm so good that I'm so bad I guarantee I'll be the greatest thing you ever had Cause you ain't never met nobody like me And you ain't gonna wanna fuck nobody else again Dynamite, dynamite, dynamite, so! I can hold you in the morning But in the evening I

It seems, seems like ain't nobody in this great big world That would want to help old B. Just give me a break, good things come But I'm a good man, understand People I've traveled from town to town Seems like everybody want to put me down Because I'm a

One of those things If we'd thought a bit about the end of it As we started painting the town We'd have been aware that our love affair Was too hot not to cool down It was great fun But it was just one of those things I'm sorry to say that I didn't know

Ronny J on the beat, bitch! Haha, ay, uh, uh Red light, let that bitch go at the red light Big bite, bet that bitch bite like a great white Fistfight, uh, can't do that, we tote them dicks like Gunfight, know that this ain't what you want Yes I'm

A-ha, me boys a-riddle-i-day! Ha, me boys! Lukey's boat is painted green, Well oh, Lukey's boat is painted green, The prettiest boat that you've ever seen, Well oh, Lukey's boat's got a fine fore cuddy, Lukey's boat's got a fine fore cuddy, And every

A-ha, me boys a-riddle-i-day! Ha, me boys! Lukey's boat is painted green, Well oh, Lukey's boat is painted green, The prettiest boat that you've ever seen, Well oh, Lukey's boat's got a fine fore cuddy, Lukey's boat's got a fine fore cuddy, And every

I'm going to Brownsville, take that right hand road The girl I'm loving she's got great long curly hair Well, I'm going to Brownsville, take that right hand road And I ain't gonna stop walking till I get in sweet mama's door And her mama and her papa

It's casual entertaining We aim to please At my parties Well this is my back yard My back gate I hate to start my parties late Here's the party cart Ain't that great? That ain't the best part baby

'Cause I ain't in no hurry today Ain't in no hurry About all those things I can't change And the time that I borrow You know my old car needs washing And the front yard needs a trim And the telephone keeps ringing And the boss man knows I know it's him