I'm only one call away I'll be there to save the day Superman got nothing on me No matter where you go You know you're not alone Call me, baby, if you need a friend I just wanna give you love Come on, come on, come on Reaching out to you, so take a chance

Everyone I know better be wasted You know I would pour one up 'Cause the way I lived, it was amazing Everyone welcome to my funeral All of my friends are in the room Welcome to my funeral When it's my time, I know you'll tailor a new suit for me And buy

I could really really really Use a rich rich friend like you Crashin' on chardonnay and Adderall Driving head on into the Wonderwall Every day holidays when daddy's gone Livin' life like we're the only ones that know we're famous From the temple to the

I've got new rules, I count 'em I've gotta tell them to myself You ain't getting over him One, don't pick up the phone You know he's only calling 'cause he's drunk and alone Two, don't let him in Three, don't be his friend You know you're gonna wake up

We may not always be the best of lovers But if you leave it to me I think I can see We'll always be the best of friends The best of friends And one day when I am old and on the porch With knittings around my knees you hear me say Excuse me please, but

Nobody knows you when you're down and out. Nobody knows you, Once I lived the life of a millionaire, Spent all my money, I just did not care. Took all my friends out for a good time, Bought bootleg whiskey, champagne and wine. Then I began to fall so

LD (Dave): "Actually, you know what" LD's Mom (Jean): "I don't, I-I will say one thing. I'd rather you sleep in a hotel downtown than sleep at your friend's house. You need a good night's sleep." Dave: "Ha, why?" Jean: "Well, because you're gonna get up

Love don't really happen If we could be together would that make you happy? And If it wouldn't, tell your girlfriend to get at me Always be like this, no Oh no no, yeah I know the secret we share Look what this feeling has done to me There's something

I don't need another lover I don't need to make amends But I'm done going undercover I just want to find a friend One day the world may end But there's still plenty to discover Till then I'll just pretend We're gonna live forever Ooh it's troubling

I know you called I know you hung up my line I can't be your alibi You don't have to take the bar exam to see What you've done is ignoramus 103 What've I got to hang my hat on? You don't have a pot to pee in All this just to be your friend