Candy man, candy man A sweet talkin' sugar coated candy man (Sweet, sugar, candy man) (Tarzan and Jane were swingin' on a vine) (Sippin' from a bottle of vodka double wine wine) He's a sweet talkin' sugar coated candy man He's a one stop shop, makes my cherry

We only said goodbye with words I died a hundred times You go back to her And I go back to I go back to He left no time to regret Kept his dick wet With his same old safe bet

That just don't happen twice One bottle of wine wine, two Dixie cups At three a.m. I fell in love For the first time in my life And that's somethin' We sang 'Bobby McGee' on the hood of my car Made a wish on every star In that clear September sky I haven't

Want some bacon? Naw, man, I don't eat pork. Are you Jewish? I ain't Jewish, I just don't dig on swine, that's all. Pigs are filthy animals. I don't eat filthy animals. Yeah, but bacon tastes good. Pork chops taste good.

There must be some way out of here Said the joker to the thief There's too much confusion, I can't get no relief Businessmen, they drink my wine wine Plowmen dig my earth None of them along the line know what any of it is worth No reason to get excited,the

I'll use that star to write I love you A thousand times across the sky One thing isn't very clear, my love Should the teacher stand so near, my love? Graduation's almost here, my love Did you say I've got a lot to learn? Well, don't think, I'm tryin' not

Ever felt away Ever felt away with me Just once that all I need Entwined in finding you one day Ever felt away without me My love, it lies so deep Ever dream of me Would you do it with me Heal the scars and change the stars

Well I might have known it Nobody told me about this part They told me all about the pretty girls And the wine wine and the money and the good times On an old honky tonker's heart But nobody told me about this part There's no mention of all the wear and tear

Act like a swine Your just a pig inside a human body Squealer squealer squeal out you’re so disgusting You’re just a pig inside Paint your face and C-catch the beat Maybe I should have a little more just to stay out of my mind 'Cause its when I'm not

You can't mix angels and alcohol You can't blend whiskey with a good woman's love You can't change lonely with a bottle of wine wine I don't think God meant for them to get along When it takes control, you can't love no one at all They don't go together,