She's the last of the American girls She puts her makeup on Like graffiti on the walls of the heartland She's got her little book of conspiracies Right in her hand She will come in first For the end of western western civilization She's a natural disaster She is

Ride the range all the day Till the first fading light Be with my western western girl Round the fire oh so bright I'd be the indians' friend Let them love to be free Ridin' into the sunset I wish I could be. Sometimes I look up high

Hey Romeo, let's go down to Mexico Chase senoritas drink ourselves silly Show them Mexican girls a couple real hillbillies Got a pocket full of cash and that old Ford truck Fuzzy cat hangin' from the mirror for luck Said don't you know all those little

Smooth operator Smooth operator (smooth operator) Coast-to-coast, L.A. to Chicago, Western Western girl (Western Western girl) Across the North and South, to Key Largo, love for sale She's so smooth, my baby Diamond life lover girl girl She moves in space with minimum waste