A mint julep, a mint julep One mint julep was the cause of it all One early morning, as I was walking I met a woman, we started talking I took her home, to get a few nips But all I had was a mint julep I don't remember just how I started I only know that

Just saying When you change your mind I'll be waiting You should leave him 'Cause it really makes me sick You don't need him I'll help you get over it 'Cause I'm better than him You got a boyfriend And he's a total loser

Now I must die by my own hand 'cause I'm not man enough to live alone. and I'm better off dead now that she's gone. She couldn't stand me anymore so she just took the kids and went. You see, I've got a drinkin' problem, all the money that we had I spent.

Don't tell me you don't want me 'Cause I know it's a lie, lie, lie, lie Seems like a good idea to me You're mine, all mine, all mine From morning 'til the night So why'd you even try? Ooh na na na na Go tell all of your girlfriends That I was just a

So sing to me Won't you sing me your sweet lullaby? Will you hold me? 'Cause all I need is somebody near me When my heart gets weak Somebody out there watching over me When I'm so tired, I can't even sleep Just the sound of your voice is the thing that I

All that you want Is standing right in front of you All that you need It's all for you I saw your face, stuck in a crowd Silently screaming out loud I felt the beat echo your heart Throw me a line 'cause it's too far

In the middle of the night So when I call you in the middle of the night And I'm choking on the words 'cause I miss you Baby, don't tell me I'm out of time How you slipped through my hands I got so much of my loving to give you I keep coming back to that

Yeah we're all here 'Cause we're not all there tonight I got the fever, fever, fever, fever I got a rip in my shoes And a hole in my brand new shoes I got a Margarita nose And a breath full of Mad Dog Booze Yeah, they threw me outta jail I tell ya it

You taste what you're made of You might bend till you break 'Cause it's all you can take On your knees, you look up Decide you've had enough You get mad, you get strong Wipe your hands, shake it off Cause when push comes to shove Then you stand, then you

You are my one true love Light of my life, fire in my loins And I'm off to the races, cases Of Bacardi chasers Chasing me all over town Because I'm crazy, baby I need you to come here and save me I'm your little scarlet starlet Singing in the garden