Yo! I bust in, devilish grin, disgustin' Asshole, freckled cheeks and a butt-chin Callin' all party animals, get On the floor when I pop up on some Whac-A-Mole shit In search of a chick who's stacked and so thick And implants are so big She can hang me up on that rack, big ol' tits Like Anna Nicole Smith Body's bananas and sass to go with I spot you at first glance and go "shit!" You wearin' those pants that don't fit That butt won't ever give up That's why you stick it out no matter what, huh? 'Cause you got an ass that won't quit So, get on the horn, my saxophone Grab hold of my instrument, get a grasp, and blow "whee" You just laugh and go heehee 'Cause you're just as nasty so that's appropriate That's why I love you, 'cause you remind me of me That's why I love you, 'cause you're like me (yeah, me) I said I love you, 'cause you remind me of me That's why I love you, 'cause you're like me, nasty (yeah, me) You know, I'm wearin' a new shirt tonight too With me on it I'm lookin' at your tight rear like a sightseer Your booty is heavy duty like diarrhea The plan's to bring you to my house You're drinkin' Jack and Beam I'm thinkin' soon this tramp'll lean so we should bounce But you're outta your tube-top If you're thinkin' that mi casa es su casa Yeah, you're a cute fox Perfect ten so back that up like a moonwalk Girl, you're smokin' like Snoop Dogg But you must be tokin' if you think you're takin' over my quarters There goes the dime into the jukebox Two shots of blue Hpnotiq and soon I'll Turn this pool hall to a barroom brawl So, Rick, scratch on the break like the cue ball Turn the volume all the way up on your boombox And excuse the locker room talk, I'm just too raw But apparently, so are you, ma 'Cause you just kicked me in the balls and told me to screw off And that's why I love you, 'cause you remind me of me That's why I love you, 'cause you're like me (yeah, me) I said I love you, 'cause you remind me of me That's why I love you, 'cause you're like me, nasty (yeah, me) Said said can I take you home, where we can be alone? Shorty, you the shit, girl, I ordered you to sit I know you're probably feelin' me more than you admit Pull up a chair, sweetie, let me order you a drink I only go to meetings court-ordered from a shrink So from the bottom to the top, floor to ceilin' You ain't run of the mill, you're one in a million 'Cause real tits are still fun But everybody knows fake tits are still better than real ones So come and spend the night with the guy most are terrified of But tonight, curiosity overrides ya Beside ya fired up like a starter pistol Crystal, let's slides huns, tonight I'm your pilot 'Cause you should be up in the sky, girl You're so fucking fly, you belong in the mile high club So come on, baby, the night's young Don't string me along, I'm high-strung We might wind up on mound like we're tryin' for the Cy Young Fuckin' 'fore we get to the house Screwin' our brains out like changing a lightbulb That's why I like ya, 'cause I'm crazy just like ya Now every time I get brain, you screw mine up I barely can think straight, your head game is a mindfuck So ready, set, aim and fire Yes, babe, I’m fallin' in like, that's kinda, why I love I love you, 'cause you remind me of me That's why I love you, 'cause you're like me (yeah me) I said I love you, 'cause you remind me of me That's why I love you, 'cause you're like me, nasty