We'll ask if we can have six in If not we'll have to have two Well, you're coming up our end, aren't you? So I'll get one with you Won't he let us have six in? Especially not with the food He could have just told us no though He didn't have to be rude You see her with the green dress? She talked to me at the bar Wait, how come it's already two pound fifty? We've only gone about a yard Didn't you see she were gorgeous She were beyond belief But this lad at her side drinking his Smirnoff Ice Came and paid for her Tropical Reef And I'm sitting going backwards And I didn't want to leave I said, "It's High Green, mate Via Hillsborough, please" Well, how funny were that sketch earlier Up near that taxi rank? Oh no, you would have missed it Think it were when you went to the bank These two lads squaring up proper shouting 'Bout who were next in the queue The kind of thing that'd seem so silly But not when they've both had a few Well calm down, temper, temper You shouldn't get so annoyed Well, you're acting like a silly little boy And they wanted to be men And do some fighting in the street They said "no surrender No chance of retreat" And so why are they in the taxi? 'Cause I didn't want to leave I said, "It's High Green, mate Via Hillsborough, please" Drunken plots hatched to jump it Ask around, "Are you sure?" Went for it but the red light was showing And red light indicates doors are secured