We ain’t ever been the motherfuckas That could get a hundred-fifty bitches on deck We the type of dudes that be putting in the effort Just to show them that we better, get the broads like that It’s how we do it! Hey bitches Uh, I know I can be a little bit much sometimes But really I just do that shit for the fellas, you know I rap for the fellas but like, this is for y'all I ain't even strong like that So average, I ain't tall like that We just tryna show a little respect, maybe you'll go for it I’m the one that you need and you just don't know it We ain’t never been ballers But we getting pussy with our personality We getting pussy with our personality We getting pussy with our personality Honestly I’m like a seven with my hair long Maybe seven and a half facial hair strong But I make these bitches laugh and I care for them I’m the type of motherfucker pulling out the chair for them I ain’t ever been the G at the bar That get them bitches hella wet just by seeing his arms You know the boy about the leg work I plant seeds, I’m a mexicano gardener All I’m saying is I ain’t playing the game with these bitches, I ain’t mean to em I prefer to show them everything that I can mean to them Lil Dicky thrive with a friend of a friend And I never hesitate to tell them that I love Rent I am not a stud, I’m a boyfriend (yo) I love love and I cuddle for enjoyment (I do) My dick small but i’m telling you it’s nothing By the time that we fucking they so emotionally interested They really be cumming Drinking champagne, oh you trying to dance babe We can hit the floor I’m bout to show you how the man shake We can make a handshake Keep you safe and walk you to your damn place Then I got you bouncing on my rubber like a trampoline What you doing tomorrow? I’m with it I’mma take you to the zoo and be cordial and witty I’mma tell you hella stories and be mindful Bet you get a little horny like the infant Rhinos I ain't even strong like that So average, I ain't tall like that We just tryna show a little respect, maybe you'll go for it I’m the one that you need and you just don't know it We ain’t never been ballers But we getting pussy with our personality We getting pussy with our personality We getting pussy with our personality We ain’t never been ballers But we getting pussy with our personality We getting pussy with our personality We getting pussy with our personality We ain’t ever been the motherfuckas That could get a hundred-fifty bitches on deck We the type of dudes that be putting in the effort Just to show them that we better, get the broads like that It’s how we do it! When I get your GChat, that’s a wrap hoe Smoke weed, eat the pussy like a snack hoe Baked lays you on top like a rap though Bet you think I’m nice in person I ain’t talking rap shows I ain’t gonna pick you up at the club But if I get about an hour with you, bet you in love I’ll ask questions Oh you did your hair? Little Dicky pay attention Oh you getting scared, what’s the root of all this tension? You know I’d be a hell of a date and if you torn I will split the entrees that you crave And when you bored I can send you Snapchats for days And make them personally for you like they all will be based Around the inside jokes we develop in time And if you tired won’t initiate the sex it’s fine I can talk you on the phone when you driving alone And make you feel comfortable enough to take me to mom And that bitch gon love it, she gon' tell your ass 'He legit yo hubby', she gone tell your ass need to quit your clubbin' And go get that young'un while I’m sitting with your dad being slick straight grubbin' I can take you out to brunch, call me hollandaise Know exactly what you want every holiday I can text you like a motherfucker, wordy and impressive 57 on the ketchup, hit you when you coming through I ain't even strong like that So average, I ain't tall like that We just tryna show a little respect, maybe you'll go for it I’m the one that you need and you just don't know it We ain’t never been ballers But we getting pussy with our personality We getting pussy with our personality We getting pussy with our personality We ain’t never been ballers But we getting pussy with our personality We getting pussy with our personality We getting pussy with our personality We ain’t ever been the motherfuckas Whoo! Lil Dicky Yes sir! T-Pain. We gon' get them hoes some day man I hope so We're going places Like together? Not on a date but we're going places Oh, okay For instance I saw a nice looking young lady That I was attracted to sexually in the grocery part of Target And I wanted to put my penis in her vagina Okay But I didn't tell her, and that my friends is the definition of a mother fuckin' gentlemen