We were so drunk last night We had that stupid fight You called me a useless, selfish prick So I'm in a fix right now And we'll measure the truth somehow Love is a funny thing to me. Then you stormed out and grabbed your coat while slamming shut the door A ruthless move so cold, you left your keys inside the door. Can nothing I do make you happy anymore Nothing I say put a smile onto your face Can nothing I say bring us back together Nothing I do put a smile onto your face Well, okay. Next day I called you back And you called me a stupid twat And then you were crying on the phone You sounded so upset Said I wasn't the man you met Three years and seven months ago I pleaded with her. Take me back. I'll change my sorry ways. So tell me why mysteriously I'm annoyed instead of shamed Oh, can nothing I do make you happy anymore Nothing I say put a smile onto your face Can nothing I say bring us back together Nothing I do put a smile onto your face I'm pondering it all After that call I think it is clear I am here You're from another stratosphere Oh, now all the things she said They went around my head And come out my ear and not before long This stubborn soul thinks he's done no wrong As when the questions flutter 'round my head like butterflies My head spins at reflecting on another love's demise Oh, can nothing I do make you happy anymore Nothing I say put a smile onto your face Can nothing I say bring us back together Nothing I do put a smile onto your face