Leave the station Somewhere down in east Oh baby, across the nation Looking for some fun And some hey down hey Tell the conductor you're heading For the cocktail car Yes you are That is where I'll be with my sweet Ooh, la la, hey If you're tired of That day after day ride And you wanna get off All aboard the night train Like a smooth alligator All aboard the night train Such a cool calculator All aboard the night train Like a smooth operator All aboard the night train Such a cool calculator What a beauty Listen how the engine wails on the rails Sing it to me Come and play your tunes Up and down my scales Such a sweet melody Reach out, the sky is wide And the night is long When you're right by my side You can never go wrong