Jingle bells, jingle bells Jingle all the day I just can't wait till Christmas time When I can grope you in the hay Easy come, easy go Have a good time with lots of dough Slippin' up high, slippin' down low Love'm and leave'm on with the show Listen, I like female form in minimum dress Money to spend with a capital S Get a date with the woman in red Want to be in heaven with three in a bed (One of me in heaven) He got it, I want it They got it, I can't have it But I want it, but it don't matter She got it, and I can't get it I want a mistress for Christmas I want a mistress for Christmas Ooh yeah, haha yeah I want a mistress for Christmas Come on Easy come, easy go Slippin' high, slippin' low (yeah, aw right) He got it, I want it They got it, I can't have it I want it, don't matter She got it, and I can't get it (Mistress) He got it, I want it (For Christmas) They got it, and I can't have it (Mistress) But I want it, it don't matter (For Christmas) She got it, and I can't get a Mistress for Christmas You know what I'm talkin' about Mistress for Christmas You gotta send me down You gotta send me down Mistress for Christmas I want the woman in red with bow in my bed (Mistress for Christmas) I can hear you coming down my smoke stack I want to ride on your reindeer honey and ring the bells