Tell me, milkcow, what on earth is wrong with you? Hoo, milkcow, what on earth is wrong with you? Now, you have a little new calf, hoo, and your milk is turnin' blue Now, your calf is hungry, and I believe he needs a suck Now, your calf is hungry, hoo, I believe he needs a suck But your milk is turnin' blue, hoo, I believe he's outta luck Now, I feel like milkin' and my, cow won't come I feel like shootin' and my milk won't turn, I'm cryin' please Please don't do me wrong If you see my old milkcow, baby now, hoo, drive her home My milkcow been ramblin', hoo, for miles around My milkcow been ramblin', hoo, for miles around Well, now she in trouble with some other man bull cow, hoo, in this strange man's town