Well if I had money Tell you what I'd do I'd go downtown and buy a mercury or two Crazy 'bout a mercury Lord I'm crazy bout a mercury I'm gonna buy me a mercury And cruise it up and down the road Well the girl I love I stole her from a friend He got lucky, stole her back again She heard he had a mercury Lord she's crazy 'bout a mercury I'm gonna buy me a mercury And cruise it up and down the road Well hey now mama You look so fine Ridin' round in your mercury 49 Crazy 'bout a mercury Lord I'm crazy 'bout a mercury I'm gonna buy me a mercury And cruise it up and down the road Well my baby went out She didn't stay long Bought herself a mercury, come a cruisin' home She's crazy 'bout a mercury Yeah she's crazy 'bout a mercury I'm gonna buy me a mercury And cruise it up and down the road Oh, cruise now Well if I had money I tell you what I'd do I'd go downtown and buy me a mercury or two Crazy 'bout a mercury Lord I'm crazy 'bout a mercury I'm gonna buy me a mercury And cruise it up and down the road I'm gonna buy me a mercury And cruise it up and down the road Yeah, I'm gonna buy me a mercury And cruise it up and down the road Oh, let's go!