I keep drinkin' malted milk, tryin' to drive my blues away I keep drinkin' malted milk, tryin' to drive my blues away Baby, you just as welcome to my lovin' as the flowers is in May Malted milk, malted milk, keep rushin' to my head Malted milk, malted milk, keep rushin' to my head And I have a funny, funny feelin', and I'm talkin' all out my head Baby, fix me one more drink, and hug your daddy one more time Baby, fix me one more drink, and hug your daddy one more time Keep on stirrin' my malted milk, mama, until I change my mind My doorknob keeps on turnin', it must be spooks around my bed My doorknob keeps on turnin', must be spooks around my bed I have a warm, old feelin', and the hair risin' on my head