Birds do it, bees do it Even educated fleas do it Let's do it, let's fall in love In Spain, the best upper sets do it Lithuanians and Letts do it Let's do it, let's fall in love The Dutch in old Amsterdam do it Not to mention the Finns Folks in Siam do it, think of Siamese twins Some Argentines without means do it People say in Boston even beans do it Let's do it, let's fall in love Romantic sponges, they say, do it Oysters down in oyster bay do it Let's do it, let's fall in love Cold cape cod clams 'gainst their wish do it Even lazy jellyfish do it Let's do it, let's fall in love Electric eels, I might add, do it Though it shocks 'em I know Why ask if shad do it? Waiter, bring me shad roe In shallow shoals English soles do it Goldfish in the privacy of bowls do it Let's do it, let's fall in love