Hey, shady baby, I'm hot like the prodigal son Pick a petal eenie meenie miney moe And, flower, you're the chosen one Well, your left hand's free And your right's in a grip With another left hand Watch his right hand slip Towards his gun, oh, no I tackle weeds just so the moon buggers nibble A right hand grip on his Colt single-action army, oh no Well, your left hand's free And your right's in a grip With another left hand Watch his right hand slip Towards his gun, oh, no N-E-O, O-M-G, gee whiz Girl you're the one for me Though your man's bigger than I am All my days he disagrees, oh, no (Speak easy) Well, my left hand's free Well, my left hand's free Well, my left hand's free, oh no Hey, shady baby, I'm hot Like the prodigal son Pick a petal eenie meenie miney moe And, flower, you're the chosen one Well, your left hand's free Well, my left hand's free Well, my left hand's free Well, my left hand's free Well, my left hand's free oh, no