Fine china stacked by the kitchen sink Aunt Tammy's in there claiming all the diamond rings Uncle Bobby's holding up the TV set The only thing they are grieving over Is what they ain't gonna get She's only been in the ground a day or two I'm glad Mama ain't around to watch this family feud Great gran daddy's shotgun started it all She wasn't even cold Before they ripped it off the wall Wanda's fighting Angie over antique quilts Nobody even waited for the reading of the will If Daddy was here he'd beat us black and blue I'm glad mama ain't around to watch this family feud I'm watching it all go down in shame Wish the whole house would go up in flames Who gives a damn about a cedar chest? When we just laid her soul to rest She's only been in the ground a day or two I'm glad Mama ain't around to watch this family feud She's probably rolling over in her grave 'Cause the good lord give'th and the family take'th away