Get yourself together Let the light pour in Pour yourself a hot bath Pour yourself a drink Nothing's gonna happen without warning Down is the new up What is up, buttercup? Down is the new up Is the new up Won't you be my girl? Won't you be my girl? Your services Are not required Your future's bleak You're so last week Ladies and gentlemen Without a safety net I shall now perform a 180 flip-flop I shall now amputate I shall now contort Because down is the new up What if I just flip-flop? Down is the new up Down is the new up Down is the new up Is the new up You crawled off and left us You crawled off and left us You crawled off and left us All on candid camera The chink in your armour Topsy turvy town Topsy turvy town Shake your pockets out Pass it on Pass it down Topsy turvy town Topsy turvy town