Doctor, doctor, come put the brakes on me You better send me home 'Cause I ain't leaving till something leave with me Right now that's all I'm on I've had a headache for the last three days And the last couple days I been missing some pay Do I have AIDS? I'm sniffing and coughing And really this doesn't happen too often Maybe I'm tripping, maybe I got the flu Maybe I'm stressed out, something I'm going through It's been a week and me and wife ain't have sex I'm usually a wild guy, I'll break her fucking neck I'm sick and I'm starting to whimper It's ninety degrees, it's like December My temperature is hundred and six I can't shit and I feel like shit Doctor, doctor, come put the brakes on me You better send me home 'Cause I ain't leaving till something leave with me Right now that's all I'm on Doctor, doctor, come put the brakes on me You better send me home 'Cause I ain't leaving till something leave with me Right now that's all I'm on More trouble, here comes day two I took a shit in my white underroos My eyes look like I been smoking crack Exlax got me throwing up Big Macs Nyquil, Advil, Tylenol, Sinus Carrying my break around like I'm Linus Maybe it's the pork that I ate in New York Or maybe my baby mama wanting child support Or maybe it's the fish that made me sick Or maybe it's the prostitute I let suck my dick Or maybe it's just the bottle of vodka I don't care, I just need to see the doctor Doctor, doctor, come put the brakes on me You better send me home 'Cause I ain't leaving till something leave with me Right now that's all I'm on Doctor, doctor, come put the brakes on me You better send me home 'Cause I ain't leaving till something leave with me Right now that's all I'm on I'ma kill this bitch The tip on my dick ain't got an itch But I couldn't resist the switch She's the type of bitch made to flinch Walk passed niggas all in the ass Or it's because I had a tall glass I dropped my drawers without my dick wrapped Perhaps I could catch the crabs But at that moment that's irrelevant I knew what I know now, I practice celibacy And be hesitant from tapping Evelyn Heaven sent a message when I came back negative Never fuck a bitch in the ass off a laxative Doctor, doctor, come put the brakes on me You better send me home 'Cause I ain't leaving till something leave with me Right now that's all I'm on Doctor, doctor, come put the brakes on me You better send me home 'Cause I ain't leaving till something leave with me Right now that's all I'm on