I wake up and get me a gas station biscuit Head to town, wash it down with some Mountain Dew I end every day, about the same way Clock out and go fish just to crack a few Chicken in a bread pan, pickin' out gulls And cull with some ten pound tail It might be hillbilly to a lot of folks But Lord knows I couldn't care less You can say I'm a redneck You can say you don't like my truck You can say that I talk and I dress all funny But you, you can't say I ain't country You can say I drink too many longnecks That my edges are a little too rough You can call me a sinner 'cause I cuss on Sunday But you, you can't say I ain't country A pondwater pool, a spinner on a spool A styrofoam full of tobacco spit I got a small town crew, we make our own rules I do what I do 'cause my daddy did And you can say I'm a redneck You can say you don't like my truck You can say that I talk and I dress all funny But you, you can't say I ain't country You can say I drink too many longnecks That my edges are a little too rough You can call me a sinner 'cause I cuss on Sunday But you, you can't say I ain't country You can say that the world's flat You can say we never made it to the moon You can say we all come from a bunch of monkeys But you can't say I ain't country, no You can say I'm a redneck You can say you don't like my truck You can say that I talk and I dress all funny But you, you can't say I ain't country You can say I drink too many longnecks That my edges are a little too rough You can call me a sinner 'cause I cuss on Sunday But you, you can't say I ain't country You can say what I'm smokin' on is kinda funky But you, you can't say I ain't You can't say I ain't country No you can't Haha Oh Lord, you can't say I ain't country That's right