Take a look at my girlfriend She's the only one I got Not much of a girlfriend Never seem to get a lot Take a jumbo across the water Like to see America See the girls in California I'm hoping it's going to come true But there's not a lot I can do Could we have kippers for breakfast Mummy dear, mummy dear They got to have 'em in Texas 'Cause everyone's a millionaire I'm a winner, I'm a sinner Do you want my autograph I'm a loser, what a joker I'm playing my jokes upon you While there's nothing better to do Ba-ba-ba-dow, ba-bow-dum-doo-de-dow-de-dow, de Ba-ba-ba-dow, ba-bow-dum-de-doo-de-dow Na na na, nana na na na na Don't you look at my girlfriend (girlfriend) She's the only one I got Not much of a girlfriend (girlfriend) Never seem to get a lot (what's she got, not a lot) Take a jumbo cross the water Like to see America See the girls in California I'm hoping it's going to come true But there's not a lot I can do Ba-ba-ba-dow, ba-bow-dum-doo-de-dow-de-dow, de Ba-ba-ba-dow, ba-bow-dum-de-doo-de-dow Hey oh, hey oh, hey oh, hey oh, Hey oh, hey oh, hey oh, hey oh Na na na, nana na na na nana