I believe that gas is too damn high Ain't nothin' more American than mama's apple pie I believe in love, I believe in peace But I don't believe we'll ever see it in that Middle East I believe the Bible is cold, hard fact And I believe that Jesus is comin' back 'Fore she does I believe the Sabbath is a day of rest The taxman and the devil share the same address I believe don't start if you're gonna quit I believe in keep your mouth shut and carry a big stick I believe dogs are better than cats And I believe that Jesus is comin' back 'Fore she does Now there's absolutely, positively no doubt in my mind That OJ did it, Lee Harvey didn't And she's really gone this time I believe that cold, cold beer Tastes better on a bar stool than it does anywhere I believe hard work really makes the man But everyone should wet a line every now and then I believe it's best to pay in cash And I believe that Jesus is comin' back 'Fore she does There's absolutely, positively no doubt in my mind That OJ did it, Lee Harvey didn't And she's really gone this time I believe she was a real good thing Can you believe I let a girl like her get away? I believe she meant it the night she packed Said Jesus is comin' back 'Fore she does Before she does Before she does