Alcohol on my hands I got plans To ditch myself and get outside Dancing women Throwing plates Decapitating their laughing dates Swirling chickens caught in flight Out of focus Much too bright Coming down Shiny teeth Game show suckers trying to bleed But I got a drug and I got the bug And I got something better than love How you like me now Pretty good Going on, feeling strong I quit my job blowing leaves Telephone bills up my sleeves Choking like a one man dust bowl Freedom rock slime ball Talking in code We went down Lit up the shack Grab me a beer out of the sack Everybody bent over twice Painting the walls throwing some dice Leaping up into the air getting juiced up beyond belief And they were singing like this Winos throwing Frisbees at the sun Put my soul between a bun Now I'm hungry now I'm drunk Now I'm running like a flaming pig Oh yeah Scraping off the attitude Old man eating all my food Don't be kind Don't be rude Just shake your boots and let it all get loose Oh yeah My goodness Fluffy clouds Jumping rainbows Fluffy clouds I'm sad Jumping rainbows A soft and snuggly place [repeat] Fluffy clouds I'm sad and unhappy Oh yeah, I like it like that Oh that is cold Somebody put a flame-thrower on that Oh my goodness Take me down to the depot Buddy put me down on the bus Oh yeah I like it like that Somebody bring me a plate of sassafras Hey hey hey Uh-huh What's happenin'