Lets all gather at time square And lets all say a prayer To Walter Disney and Mike Tyson At Madison Square Garden And then the lights came on In the middle of the night What I should do with my life How I should spend my time I'll be a stock broker and get me a wife Have the diamonds cut Have the diamonds And Jesus said there a girl's best friend And hell they'll last forever And Jesus said now take her hand And raise this harlot's bastard sun And then the lights.... And afterwards we'll all go to hell When the money's all spent When the money's all gone There'll be a place for us in heaven's gate Waiting for us on lay away And then the lights.... And oh what a pity the world's no white And oh what a shame I don't have blue eyes God must have been a color blind If I made the world it would be all white