Clear the way boys The lady has arrived All you handsome fellas Please wait for me to the right Don't keep me waiting Ooh, thank you for the drink It's quarter past eleven I'm not in the mood to think Mr. band leader Let's kick out the jam Gimme something that'll light it up And make my feet go bam bam bam! Monday Tuesday Wednesday Thursday Are impossible you see But when it gets to Friday What'cha get is absolutely me Sweeter than the candy About to caress my lips Imagine all the sugar When I start to shake my lips It's not an illusion I'm as live as i can be Instead of all your promises Why don't you show all your charms to me Mr. Band Leader The arrangement has to change Gimme something light it up Won't'cha let the boogie start to play Monday Tuesday Wednesday Thursday Are impossible you see But when it gets to Friday What'cha get is absolutely me I said Monday Tuesday Wednesday Thursday Are impossible you see But when it gets to Friday What'cha get is absolutely me i don't want a serenade To hear you say a thing All i need is your attention And a 10 karat diamond ring Monday Tuesday Wednesday Thursday Are impossible you see But when it gets to Friday What'cha get is absolutely me